I'm working on a Pinteresque play at the moment, with contributions from Daniel, Yvonne and Kelly. It's only about half a scene at the moment, because I haven't really worked out where the whole thing's going. What I've got so far is hilarious though! Will post it up at my poetry blog, which ought to be turned into a creative writing blog anyway. http://mingledsoil.blogspot.com Unfortunately, I don't have a shoutbox there yet, so I can't receive flames. Rest assured though, I will put one up soon for the gratification of all the beautiful, intelligent beings out there just waiting to remind us ugly people without brains that their grammar leaves just a little to be desired.

Some posheoploshe have to groshowosh uposh, sosheroshiousloshyosh. I bet our froshienoshdoshloshyosh is going to coshomoshmoshenoshtosh on this paragraph, and say it's stoshuposhidosh. Incidentally, the coshodoshe has been modified slightly. I fear though, that you are all too doshumoshbosh (not too mention ugloshyosh) to get it. A (soshiloshloshyosh) word of advice for the flamer: Don't mess with us, or there'll be hell to pay. The poshenosh is shosharoshposherosh than the swoshoroshdosh. To all my classmates who actually bothered to decipher this decidedly unacerbic post, kudos to you and see you on Monday. In the meantime, don't look into the mirror. Wouldn't want it to crack now, would we?

PS: Can you continue flaming us? It makes ugly and stupid people immensely and deliriously happy when some cool guy/gal decides to take notice of us. Make our day...