How come it always takes a post from me to induce posts from the rest of you? To all the people who've been skipping lessons, I'll join you eventually! Maybe on Thursday, right after Ms Lim's revision lesson.

Here's what you missed today, the little entertaining snippets of the day edited because I don't have an audiographic (Yes, I think that's a made-up word.) memory:

[Before Economics.]
Yumun: Do they make space for boobs when they make blouses?
Rui Min: Trust me, they don't.
[The people around burst out in manic laughter, attracting the attention of a teacher on the third story. Another teacher subsequently walks past TS1, informing us that the first teacher thought we'd gone mad from stress. We stifle our laughter and troop back into the frigidaire which is TS1.]

[During Mathematics.]
Mr Tay: Everything is long and hard with you, Ming Yong.
[This induces another bout of manic laughter, as all Mr Tay's conversations with Ming Yong do.]

[Later, in the library, after Joseph has sent me three lame messages on Kay Hwee's handphone!]
Anonymous: [To Joseph] You're an unwanted gay!
[Various random utterances poking fun at Joseph, who is listening to music and can't really hear us. So he's deaf too!]
Me: You should go talk to Ben Woon. (No offense intended!)