Allow me to kick off this indulgence in narcissism with what you get when you search for (who else but the ultimate narcissist in our class?) "Tan Yi-Xun" on Google. Imagine what you'd find if you didn't search for his full name...

"One looked amazingly like Tan Yi Xun, this RI debater, complete in yellow acrobat suit."
http://panisland.diaryland.com/031018_29.html

"and i am soo disgusted after angie let us read sheryl's diary on the conversation sheryl had with yi xun. I dunno why people like tan yi xun and sheryl exist."
http://rain9drops.diaryland.com/030305_67.html

"i mean, it would be a whole of simpler if he were some attitude-problematic person like tan yi xun..."
http://rain9drops.diaryland.com/030304_44.html

"and she kept saying that i should be having on a crush on tan yi xun instead because he's so much... ay..i forgot what she said about tan yi xun, i wasn't bothered to hear about him at all."
http://rain9drops.diaryland.com/030307_98.html

"people like tan yi xun and jon yap are added into this list. as angie would say, they are arrogrant bastards with no hearts. no, i forgot what she exactly said. either tan yi xun doesn't have a heart, or jon yap has a black heart."
http://rain9drops.diaryland.com/030327_2.html

I'm thoroughly amused by the search results...