This was from Ka Tsai while we were filling in immigration forms:
"My tick was too big, so now I'm bisexual."

Might I point out that you really meant hermaphroditic, because bisexual implies a preference for sex with both genders. If you really meant bisexual, I am disturbed. Severely.

I only remember one other quote, and it's from our favourite candidate for blond hair from 2A13A, but I won't post it yet, because I'm nice. (Even if the quote was highly amusing, considering the circumstances.) I hereby demand that everyone post about their experiences at the kelong, or I will let Eugene Oh seize control of the blog! Haha...